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Monster movies + scientific advancement + Ridley Scott + a new Dinosaur Comic June 26, 2008

Posted by symbolicgodzilla in comics, entertainment, monsters, movies, webcomics.
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I used to be convinced of something very similar to what T-Rex is on about in today’s Dinosaur Comic- if only more creatures of darkness donated themselves to science maybe we would have a better world. We could use the powers of the Creature from the Black Lagoon to enhance undersea exploration. We could replace our nuclear power plants with giant Godzilla monsters kept happily penned in on a reservation where we’d only need them to spew their atomic breath into some sort of container every so often. But to keep their menace our monsters need to be kept at a distance and always misunderstood, otherwise they lose their value.

It’d be like Monster Island, without the violence. Here’s the comic (click to enlarge):

Dinosaur Comics Monsters!

The problem with such a scientific refuge is that inevitably the monsters would fight, as has been proven by such fine documentaries as Frankenstein vs. the Wolfman, Godzilla vs. Mothra, and Alien vs. Predator.

Incidentally, Ridley Scott has been quoted as saying that he won’t have an Alien 5 because Alien vs Predator reminds him too much of Jason vs. Freddy, which makes a certain kind of sense. Now that they are battling it out with each other, these alien monstrosities have lost a certain amount of the fear they used to generate from the silver screen. Of course, I played the AVP video game and kept getting killed easily despite playing as an alien so that really killed the “scare factor” of the franchise for me first. Plus, simply the fact of learning too much about how the aliens germinate and spread across space has removed the fear of the unknown that they represented. They’re no longer this incomprehensible alien predator, they’ve become one more space monster to fight. Aliens (the second alien movie) realized this and made it much more of an action movie.

So our monsters, our werewolves, our Godzillas, our aliens need to stay out of the light and need to stay mysterious or they lose the power they represent to us and they cease to reflect our fears. In the light of overexposure, they become cheesy jokes.

Internet Acronyms + Dinosaur Comics June 6, 2008

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So a long time ago a friend of mine and I decided that we were sick of LOL. Luckily, at the exact same moment, I accidentally typed “KIK” which, if you’ll take a moment to inspect your keyboard, you’ll notice is exactly one keystroke to the left of you’re standard LOL. Thus we began an Internet revolution to convince all of our friends to do the same. It did not travel far at all, though maybe now if I get some help from the “blogosphere” we can continue the uphill battle. This special version of Internet laughter will show off not only your amusement, but also your uniqueness from the norm of society. It’s almost like ironic laughter, only less pretentious.

I also noticed that Dinosaur Comics recently posted this comic about needing to expand the emotional range of their Internet acronym speak (click the comic to enlarge it):

Dinosaur Comics

I think I need to get ready to incorporate IMMOGBNR into my vocabulary. Maybe someone should start a wiki for these phrases. Maybe on Wikipedia?